My name is real life , but all in first grade , my name is ' jumping ' because the teacher always tells me : " What you jump ? " When I emitted an answer before I can vote .
Even my teacher does not like me , because of the stupid answers that I throw into the classroom . answers to embarrassing it disturbed her enough to matter .
Yesterday was our beloved teacher, an important message : " Tomorrow , " she said hoarsely , tomorrow's yesterday is today , " Chief Inspector tomorrow come to our class. "
Rest of the time of the lesson we rehearsing tomorrow's lesson ( which is of course already ) and the teacher said to Ehud studious answer " especially important that you do not jump , life . "
I think the teacher is the only school that still calls me live , although only because of her call me ' jumping '.
Beloved teacher always comes with nice dresses , high heels , lots of lipstick on the lips .
Mom and Dad think she's nice , but I do not like how it yells in class . especially that most of the screams are me .
Ehud is the best student in class and loved by the teacher . always write everything the teacher says , and at home he learns everything by heart , so he always knows the answer the teacher is mean to her . although I think the answers I give no less true .
Ehud is the ' king of the class , always serious , well dressed and neat , the teacher sat front row for glasses and perhaps also because she loved him .
I'm just the opposite. Me and the teacher sat in the back row. My shirt usually finds a way out of his pants, because I'm so thin. Mostly I a clown - the clown , jumping . like this box that pops open her clown on a spring .
Now you know us it's time to tell what happened .
Supervisor really was . is stern quarter of an hour and everyone waited in silence unusual .
Achsmpakahat entered the teacher if she continued the lesson had not yet begun .
Supervisor was a small woman . glasses with thick lenses that enlarged the brown eyes , gray hair tight on the head . like at Grandma's . just whom the lips were thin and smiling like a grandmother smiles at me .
She murmured , " Do not mind me " shook her head to the teacher : " Go on , go on . " sat on the bench the last vacant corner of the room farthest from me .
Teacher wrote on the blackboard exercise , 4-7 =? " Then it turned out that she got confused with excitement referring exercise we have done 7-4 =? . All the children voted .
Teacher has eyes for all students , as if she chooses who will answer , and said in her harsh " Ehud ? ".
Ehud stood up and replied solemnly : " The answer is of course 3 . "
" Very nice Ehud . " said the teacher turned around to table to record the following exercise .
I do not know what happened to me after I promised not to interfere , but again escaped me : " Not true . The answer is minus three . "
The teacher turned around and angrily told me in a low voice measured words : " Life . have not we learned negative numbers . It's very impolite to break point and emit no such nonsense . "
All the students turned and looked at me .
I wanted to bury myself in place . I lowered my head in shame .
Henceforth I never heard another word than that . all the time just thought what a fool I am , why I always opens his mouth and talking crap that nobody wants to hear .
Commissioner sat for half an hour and then got up and left .
It seems that the teacher was relieved . Even teachers do not like exams , and supervises this class as the teacher exam .
With alarm , all students wanted to break out as always .
I , still angry at myself that I could not shut up , I went last .
The teacher still sitting scribbled something in her diary, suggested me to approach.
I stood before her with apprehension. The teacher really angry voice told me: "Life, again jumped! You to the principal." Rose tapped on her high heels before. Probably tell the manager what I did.
I walked slowly and without desire. Seems that this time they invite the parents and I get punished.
When I opened the door warily manager, I heard the voice of the supervisor.
She said softly , but to me it sounded like a scream : " It is not an exception to wake the teacher in front of the manager , but I can not go over it in silence . The praised Ehud gave a wrong answer , the silencing of the living who answered correctly . The correct answer you gave is really exercise minus 3 , and mislead the class even if you have not learned negative numbers . "
The teacher turned red all stammered something unintelligible .
They were deep in conversation and not notice me . I knew this time I do not get punished .
I closed the door quietly and went a break .
This time I did not mind calling me ' jumping '.
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