The phony SlobSnob

If there's something I really loathe it is a Celebs snob being a slob. I call such a snob: 'SlobSnob'. A SlobSnob always hammer your mind on how rich they are, and how they know all other celebs. As I am very polite, I nod my head like I'm listening to the unending pour of concentrated fart, while I think about other things. Just when I thought about how I'll call Ruthie and inviting her to a movie, and just before I imagined how she would answer, the SlobSnob put his hand on my shoulder in a friendly gesture of "this is something you have never seen!". in fact I really did not even hear it.  I just kept on nodding in silence, irritated on the interruption of my thought. Now I don't  know what Ruth would answer me.
One has to figure a backup plan when caught by head digging SlobSnob like that.
I had none, so I did not know how to get rid of this SlobSnob.
I thought maybe he will leave me as soon as he finish boasting about whatever he is boasting about, but this SlobSnob was sticky like fresh gum in my hair. Maybe he just did not have anything else interesting to do.
I looked around if there was someone I know, if I'll spot one, I can pretend to have something most important to tell him like: "Hey Joel, I have something important I have to tell you in private." Joel is the friend I imagine to see as an escape, but he never was around when needed.
Meanwhile the SlobSnob nagged me again: "Come, go with me to 'Coffee Shauools' and I'll show you."
I do not know what he intend to show me, but I would never go there, as last time I embarrassed myself in such a way that I do not think they have forgotten it yet. So I told him I'm already late for a meeting with my friend in school and maybe we'll do it together some other time, then I just left him. Though I hate lies, sometimes you cannot escape the SlobSnob without rounding up truth edges.
Of course I'll not really invite Ruth's in that authoritarian voice or any voice for that matter. It is all only in my imagination.
The minimum distance I approached her is three meters, which is the distance between our desks at class. Oh, yes, once she smiled at me. Just me! But I am not sure, maybe she smiled at someone standing behind me. Anyway, I dreamed of that smile, for maybe a week. Maybe someday I'll have the courage to approach her in a casual way, saying "Hey, are you coming to the movie? there is a cool movie at the mall." It's not that we do not know each other. We share the same class, and all, but I did not have the courage to invite her yet.


So, as I'm hurrying away from the SlobSnob with wide purposeful strides, as if I am really late for a meeting, who do I run into if not Joseph. The SlobSnob whom I spoke to before, is 'good boy Jerusalem' compared with Joseph whom everyone knows by his nickname Yossi. That Yossi is a first class SlobSnob celebrity. It's not like I'm associating with celebrities, but Joseph was a boyfriend of my older sister Rika. My sister is a real hot chick. Everyone wants to date her. Yossi dated her a couple of times before she dumped him.
Celebs always put in words in English even if they speak Hebrew, to showoff.  They say 'date' instead of a meeting. Actually I was surprised she dated this shallow man when she could date smarter and much more handsome man. Why in hell she thought that she should date Joseph is beyond me? Apparently after a couple of such dates she came back to her senses and waved him off. Since then, every time he meet me, he tried to make friend with me in hope to date her again. I don't like it. Yossi works as a radio broadcaster and he is well known to everyone. He always has some stupid comments he voices while reading the news. Such comments as how the Prime Minister is unaware of what he does. He always called the PM a liar and a man without a back bone and such phrases.Once I asked him why he was not so harsh on the former prime minister, the one that is now in prison, actually he support him and scold those who point out that this former prime minister is corrupt. He retorted that he did not know then how corrupt the former PM was. stupid answer! it's his job to know what every sensible man saw. I think that the reason for his ddefending the former PM is because he got scoops due to his licking his ass.


So it nasty fart Yossi catch me like that when I thought I moved enough the first fart. "Tell me how is your lovely sister?" Like that without peace, how, and how you feel. He speaks straight empty. I like that look in his face and says it broke her from leaving her. And he says "come sit and have something to tell you." I had no choice because I'm polite even Lflcnim AA type such as Yossi. So Joseph tells me that the wedding of two celebrities century. Sure as once money married money, now married with Slavs and other Slavs. Sometimes even if they are the same sex. "The bride and groom my friends," says Yossi, "of course I welcome the invitation of Representatives and I would like to invite the blank." After a pause, as if he thought about it just now, he added, "Of course you too." Of course he has to me like a hole in the head. I said him that the chances of a whistle throw me down the stairs if I offer her that. he still asked me to tell her, because she says it on the phone and he could not tell her himself, and is sure she would want to attend this event. Plcnim always think others are just waiting for be close to them. He still wanted to talk to me, but I said that if he wants me I'll give his order blank, you should move now that the empty drive to Eilat for a few days. what had happened to be the truth, so I got rid Mlasbul Yossi fart and went home. Rica actually agreed to attend the wedding of the decade it had already informed the media gossip, but only on condition that I will come You would not have to suffer more from the Joseph. I have not so I wanted to go wondered that it is interested. But we, empty and I, pretty close and if she wants so I thought maybe I'll come, especially that it has added Ruth also invite so we will be Wednesday. I'm empty, we have no secrets between us. I do not like weddings, because every time you eat and the music makes a hole in the head, so you can not even hear yourself speak.'s weddings Event fart even if not Plcnim marry. Rica said it was good that the noise she does not need to hear Joseph talking about the usual nonsense of his. "But maybe you feel it sends up." I said. "Shrek tries. He is very sorry about it. "She replied.
Meanwhile I began to feel excitement. Not because of the stupid celebrity wedding, it's because Ruth. This is the first time I leave you together, if she agreed. "Oh, it must agree. No woman give up the wedding of century, and I think she likes you. If you were not such a coward and inviting her out with you, it was must agree to long ago." Really she agreed. We agreed that Yossi will come with its prairie to take me and empty from there drive to the Ruth and continue to the wedding.
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Two hours before the time I was ready, polished and well dressed not as usual. Finally the first meeting with Ruth. Look what it would lead. Yossi arrived late "Never begins it's not time," said the idiot instead of apologizing. I was on edge, not wanting after my first meeting with Ruth. Of course we were late by half an hour and I got a third floor, what she lived, I said goodbye to her parents well and apologized for being late. Ruth did not fuss. She was already prepared, so immediately we went we went to the wedding. What can I tell you, such a mess as there was not seen for a long time. The guard did not do problems just looked Yossi let us pass. There were perhaps two thousand people. It's a great deal, invited selected. I did not know there were so many celebs, maybe they can build their own party, the party Ahplcnim. There really was a terrible noise as I thought, but what do I care, I looked at Ruth's blue eyes and how they say 'my heart overflowed. Especially in services held my hand and was very pleasant. Empty enjoy less, all the while was busy Belgers crawling hands of Joseph. I did not eat anything small dishes thumbnail waiters handed out, though I saw a lot of licking their lips and devour them as if not eaten in two days. But Joseph gave up scouring concentrated on persuading me to drink. I was not so ordinary drinking alcoholic beverages that were there on every table and I felt a little twisting. I decided enough to drink and took Ruth to dance suite. I do not know a lot of dancing, in fact I'm pretty Ngenge, but everyone knows Selo. It's just rocking from one foot to hold the Ruth suite. Too bad it's over so fast that began with a dance so fast I did not know I had to go back to the table. Yossi empty ballroom dancing actually the fastest perhaps because whistle did not want to dance suite. I wanted to take advantage of it and avoid the area, just wanted to stay in service longer. So I stayed. After a while they stopped the sound of music and the waiters handed out the packets. There were perhaps a thousand dishes one after another fart, who can eat that much. But at least we could hear what the talking. Joseph met us proudly how Plcnim journalists, politicians licking journalists, people who usually see them only on television. In reality they looked like ordinary people and a lot less glamorous and beautiful than on TV. Everyone spoke in disgust for what is happening in politics. I feel like throwing up the way they spoke. I think they also smoked drugs. How they have no shame. I whispered Ruth might as well go big garden and I saw the way we came, inhale fresh air. Ruth agreed and said that her disgust comes up here and showed her on the neck portion. Well we left because we found a bench and sat down together, talk about how I wish I had left together recently. I did not want to go back, but Ruth said it was not pretty, so we returned. Ahplcnim continued to talk as long as I was bored to death long meal. Usually I get bored so I jumped desire to upset the boring. Everyone here were leftist liberals Mtififim and it was easy to upset them a few truths that they did not recognize them. So I asked them why they are so in favor of family reunification of Palestinians in Israel. Of course I immediately They cited a few slogans should pity them that it could not distinguish between people who love each other. So I said yeah right, well I'm all for love, but why they do not unite with the families in Gaza and Israel. They hung me in my calf and said of course it is better to live in better conditions here "if you should decide where you would choose to live in Gaza?" . Then I asked so innocently, "but why it is better to us that they will unite with all the demographics in this Shlaratanv, you blow up your head you always?" I saw they exploded with anger at me I do not understand that are people, including the connection between love and territories should be returned in the end will be an Arab majority in Israel. Rica kicked me in the leg stop. In any case you can not convince them.
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Rica went out sometimes with Yossi after this story with the wedding, perhaps because there was no real friend at the time, so she went with Joseph. In general, select attraction to shiny things. As they say diamonds are the best friends of the woman, so bright and glittering parties attract them. Facilities luck continued to go with me. Rica had always wanted to go together that is not so much suffered from the Joseph. So was met with much Plcnim all kinds. I became an expert Lflcnim. I concluded that the fart is not only annoying life form, this is a real danger to the state. It's not just because of their shallowness of thought, if anything you could call it a thought, because it's more elevation stimulated. This is because what matters to them that only they themselves go country to hell. With disgust to other things I injected fart of these parties, I agreed to attend Torah lesson. The story was this: Abraham, my old uncle who offered me to come after I complained about Ahplcnim family meeting I already left ears. Was actually very nice at first. True that there were mostly elderly, but first I was impressed by the quiet patience of the participants from hearing each other, unlike Ahplcnim shouting and interrupt each other without listening. But after a few such meetings I also do not tolerate religious quoting verses from the Torah and wise me of Rabbis, as if they have no thought of their own. Chile Chile! Think alone! In terms of thought I saw they were not very different Amaplcnim. Even when I knew them more closely, I saw more and more imaginative Lflcnim Besides they were more polite and less thought about themselves. Actually they do not even think of themselves as if the person does not matter, only if it is R. So is important. It also found that even fart similarities found in a 'rabbi' in which he believes its only a maximum of fart celebs mast is replaced each time. These religious also not so loved the country. Important to them than what goes in their community. They live as if still in exile, only the government is secular Jews can twitter more power to the gentiles in the Diaspora. Even Ahplcnim not give a damn about the laws of the state. But they, it's because they know their will not do anything and they have these lawyers to get them out of everything. So after a few such Torah lessons annoyed me, I began to upset them. This is me if I'm bored or angry. Empty always told me it was a scratch that must be overcome, but I actually enjoyed the other Mlacven This takes the nerves away. I asked them, for example, why they go with the clothes that fit the Cold to Poland and Israel and warm. "You think smart in our ancestors two thousand years ago, went with these clothes?" And I asked them why not travel by car on Saturday even if the synagogue who want to pray it away and difficult to reach especially the elderly. I knew quite a bit of what is written in the Torah that I read the whole Bible and I have a bad memory. Maybe because I realized what it says, what you can not say about everyone. I told them it does not say anywhere not to go on Saturday in a car. Become. Saturday must savor . and Oneg Shabbat, goes the old Pippen effort needs so reaching to the synagogue. The arguments were really screaming sometimes, because they were offended I said they are not really Jews by the spirit of the Torah, pagan rituals that they perform opposite spirit of the Torah. I quoted from Isaiah the prophet learned by heart in school: "Though I do not hear a prayer culture. Hands filled with blood. Washed, were acquitted, remove evil Mallichm my sight. Stop evil. Learned well. Demanded a trial. Confirm sour. Judged an orphan. Ribot widow. "
So after several times I asked them questions they could not answer them properly, I was annoyed them with quotes like that, they stopped being so nice and threw me Torah classes.
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Joseph's friend, a politician known, got mad one day my notes that he cared more Arabs than Jews and invited me to come with him to visit his friend - an Arab sheikh "to see how many people than the Jews." I agreed immediately because I'm interested to hear what others think. I asked if you can take now Ruth were hardly separate, so he said it was not so good because we had to consider the customs of the Arabs. I thought that he was not so considerate and customs of the Jews as he is considerate of the Arab customs, including how suddenly the woman equality is not important to him, but I kept quiet. But if there's anything I hate is the hypocrisy of those who say one thing another minute they say something opposite. I found it a lot with 'liberals' are always talking about equal rights and tolerance and compassion and the State law, any vessel that, until it touches them, then the law is unjust. Tolerance, compassion and equal rights is something given only to the Arabs. Others they do not suffer, like the ultra-Orthodox even more poor Arabs, no compassion and consideration for customs, and went into the army like everyone else. If only they are allowed to smear the military psychiatrist release from the army. What they spend on the army three years they can move forward and earn? Also that they are similar to the religious. They really hate others. They hate the religious and most religious and most hate the rabbi's religious other. As religious, they also can be suddenly not tolerate even violent and forget all the nice things they said a minute earlier. I thought that at least among the Arabs there and they cannot say what they think. I just wish that they think only how to kill us. Sheikh received us really nicely kissed on both cheeks and sat us twice his spacious living room. His house was even more like a palace. Four-story stone and decorated with a style reminiscent of a Greek temple. Three shiny Mercedes cars parked before the entrance to the gravel yard. The top floor looked deserted. "This I made ​​for my little son." Sheikh explained that when he saw me looking up. The little boy was maybe eight and that sent the sheikh say women will bring a little something to eat. It was a nice sunny day, blue sky was cloudless and warm this level, that the palace was on the mountain. Suddenly, just thinking how quiet and nice here, the muezzin called for prayer loudly through the speakers of herself that was not shameful any system DJ at the wedding dance instructor. The host left side room for prayer and returned a few minutes later. Speakers still tartar distributors for the environment, including the neighboring Jewish communities preacher's words. I always thought that everyone must learn Arabic, but on second thought good that the Jews did not know Arabic that if they understand what the preacher said they would get mad as hell. Mr. Sheikh poured coffee mugs cups that resemble toy that's small granddaughter of my uncle, as long pleasantries expression between him and the politician. After a heavy meal was served many dishes served, and the dishes were collected, made ​​another round of strong coffee and bitter along with sweet honey cakes. I go in describing the atmosphere and the food that what was then was not so good. Sheik began to nagging politician how all bad. Fascist government does not give enough money and the villagers do not work, and this cruise is always people who have even shed a million bank. I feel like throwing up all the good food I ate. Why do people always want to just let them? Sheikh also not forget the part of the Arabs, how all racists them and give them as Jews. I thought he will explain politician should also pay taxes, because they know that their municipality even pay the taxes, why should the government pay instead? Because basically it's money well Jews paying taxes. But the politician only did so with his head out words of agreement, "Yeah, yeah, sure, you're right." And those. After maybe an hour of nagging and politician promised to "change the situation." We could finally go back. Most killed me politician, even we were alone in a car he said "You see how poor Arabs." That's what he understood the deal? As if he did not see all the beautiful houses in the village with new cars that stand by them. Sometimes I do not know who is better, the politician who sees only what he wants to, or Sheik think everyone just need to give him all the time. But I knew there was nothing to discuss. There are people who see only one side of the street, as I read in a book about the guy who Zapata on his head and he sees only the left side of the street, and if you take it to the other, he sees only the houses which had not seen that they are now on the left. So what I would say a politician, he sees only one side.
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After this trip, I kept quiet all the time and maybe he thought I agree, he already put me in his group and invited me to a thousand conferences and demonstrations, always looking for excuses to avoid them. But I think there could be perhaps that there is something wrong with my head and I see two sides where there is only one side. Then I met him a huge guy who told me maybe I'm wrong and that sometimes need that little boy legends say the king is naked. But I did not much like this part of the child that in real life who says the king is naked, put it to some institution or something. So best to keep quiet. Ruth told me why I became such a device because she knew me otherwise. Then I told her the story about going to the Arab village, and since she did not speak to me, that thought I was really a racist or right, it's actually worse. I entered what is depression which is so left me, until a whistle took pity on me and talking with Ruth and told her I was going through just what he was interrupted temporarily back to me. But Ruth had already teamed up with a model and put her in her gang Ahplcnim promised her arrange her role modeling. Whatever I was surprised, because Ruth was too beautiful to be a secretary in the office or something like that after you finish studying, and could be a model like that, if it was a little higher. Really I do not understand this part of the models that need to be so tall and thin. Why? They do not need to model how the clothes will be the real girls, not so tall and thin? But blank told me I did not know anything about clothes "and see how you go! And better speak what you know. Maybe basketball." Which is true. Come to think of basketball there, too, I do not understand why the ball should only high basket. You can not organize a league for players normal height with baskets perhaps a lower level? Why do some sports have in other professions such as boxing division such that light or medium weight or heavy or something. Apparently it I do not understand. However Ruth did back to talk to me, only it is now just talking about runway model and how it should go hungry, as if to give her a role modeling. Hello just laugh at her how she like dwarf between these Schlanger. Really wish I'd look at the beauty. Then throw half of the models were famous, and put the Ruth First. But what I see modeling? What I do see clothes as an empty saying, I do not know what should replace all the time the clothes that only yesterday were so beautiful? Just because some fart fashion designer says that now a modern, just wear black or short or long, or I do not know what? I really can not keep track of what fashion now and see what all running buying what some states gay Paris. It seems to me also a section that leaves the girls time to read a book lights. Maybe that's why they only talk about how to diet and what clothes now in vogue. No more good guys in their section to talk about football. It did not receive the Ruth modeling led her to depression. But I'm not so sorry because now she started out with me again sometimes.

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Not that I loved it now I got deeper into this group of Ahplcnim. This politician also thought I was from his team, and Yossi fart Snydbak like me to get to empty, and now Ruth sometimes went with me to parties of Ahplcnim now invited her. Because, as I said whistle, it took them like a fly honey, even though flies can know honey if you can catch their wings get dirty so they do not have a chance to fly. I was not so hard life of flies, but I was also services Atatllachllach honey Sahplcnim vomit breath and think this is real life. Was there any circumstances of Ahplcnim fart one chick TV News Reading like his face was familiar to everyone. Free card gives top Ahplcnim CPC that there are degrees even fart. Of course I know him because I see new times and knows who it is that whenever the announcer says his name like it's as important as the news of a new war broke out. I was surprised that he talked to me like a normal person. It's not that I think you have to be a genius to read what you write news and do so with eyebrows sometimes, to show what you think of 'item' that you read. But he actually seems more intelligent than average. At first I suspected Ehud, that was his name, stuck to me because of Ruth, like Tim caught me because empty. But I saw no problem with that most beautiful girls. Not that he chased after them so that one girl was married she worked as a librarian in the university's library which was not really into fart. I realized he was a fake and that he really fart in a good guy. So I wondered what was he doing there at parties of Ahplcnim. He usually came alone because the girl was married to her, if she had ever come to this party, would have looked like she was going to throw up any minute. Anyway if we had a moment alone without Plcnim around, he was talking to me like a person in a room full of smoke and takes his head out the window to breathe some fresh air fill your lungs. I felt like I was glad that he is for me such a window for fresh air, but still I wondered what was he doing this the group that he does not like, but I was ashamed to ask him. Maybe once more I ask him why he was faking fart. But maybe I'm wrong and that a real fart who can not enter someone else's head. Anyway, he also invited me sometimes tours with senior military officers. That I actually understand that interest me what's going on in the army because I will soon recruited, and that the empty former boyfriend who was an army officer. I thought he'd know that I can explain what they're talking. But after I learned that he served in the army reserve officer and now he does not understand why he was asking me. But you really never know what goes through someone's head. I saw he was not defaulted as Ahplcnim others they like pacifists who do not want to participate in the occupation of another people, but really they are afraid of their ass and their careers more important to them from the state. But Ehud? Really did not understand his head. These tours with senior officers, I saw many good guys who risk their lives so that Ahplcnim can sleep peacefully in Tel Aviv. No they are completely crazy about the country without thinking of themselves sometimes, or who cared Amaplcnim. Sometimes I even heard them curse the evaders just complain all the time but do not do anything for the country, if considered Ehud this photographer who always came with us were not around. I think mostly they liked the excitement that comes with the risk of life. One of these tours were really under live fire a bunch of Arab suicide bombers in the West tried to kill senior officers. Until the company came with tanks, senior officers were not ashamed to dirty your hands and shoot back with their arms hanging like that on the shoulder, as if to Switzerland, but I saw that he really needed sometimes. The photographer of Ehud very happy that he has to take action to have a hot news item. Not that it was important to him if officers were killed. I looked at him and thought he might even be happy. That a senior officer who was killed is a hot item even more TV. Ehud's face you could not tell anything because he's the only way narrowed my eyes and asked them to give him even a weapon that could shoot. National League fart holding a rifle and shoots? Then the news I saw how he spoke quietly and seriously and the incident without raising even an eyebrow. My life I did not understand it. Anyway so we became pretty good friends and even we sometimes together. I'm with Ruth and with his wife Salome, places Splcnim not think to get to them, like museums or just walk to see flowers. Performances would not go that Ehud was invited only Premier where Sahplcnim always went to dress up to see them. I was glad to see Salome services like talking with each other. Perhaps Salome, which was really a quality girl, get Ruthie the section of connecting with Plcnim head and then I'll tell Lflcnim bye bye.

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I felt I was sinking into a stinking bog Ahplcnim, who did not understand how I'm going to throw up the forgery Pretty Boy and 'politically correct' and how they roll their eyes they are the most moral in the world at the same time knocking the other. I decided to take away from them and take a deal of freedom of Passover which a small Greek island that's where you can drive even if you're 16 . I just wanted to escape so I would not see eye to Ahplcnim I peek from TV screen. I suggested to Ruth to come, but it was hard to leave the new companies that promised that here soon they'll get her a part in some publicity. I think it was just another teaspoon of honey on the trap of Ahplcnim. So I went alone. It's usually not much fun to travel alone, but now I felt really relieved. As if I were too long under water, visibility is almost bursting. Suddenly goes up and you can head for air. Not so interested in Greek churches miserable, which is what the organized tours offered. Most interesting is to see and talk to people away, not washed in manure flows TVs. The problem was they did not speak English and I never learned Greek. So I could not exactly talk to them. When any group of Israelis who were with me tin Ahcolnim, went on trips organized, I went alone to a restaurant on the beach. Than to find someone to talk than eat. I was not much to eat there, because all the dishes were presented Buweterina of fish. Greeks are crazy about fish. It reminded me too much Plcnim like fish "because it is healthy and not fattening." But these are mostly eat sushi, it's disgusting edible raw fish stuffed with rice. Anyway I tried to explain to the waiter that I want some normal food without fish. He did not quite understand. Then a young man I had not seen before, that he was sitting behind me, told me in broken English that he will explain to the waiter. And the waiter brought me a dish of bulgur with yogurt, which was pretty disgusting, but the better fish. I ordered the boy to sit with me so to speak that's what I wanted most. He asked where I was. I told him, he immediately made ​​a face of someone who is a killer. It turns out that even this remote island outside the fish restaurants goats, which have spilled trash TV like all the TVs in the world. I tried to tell him not to kill anyone. On the contrary that the Arabs want to kill me. But he did not believe. He saw his own eyes on television, how poor I am abusing Palestinians with my tanks, and that I will not tell him stories. He also met two Israelis who told him the truth and how we an apartheid state, not to give any rights to the poor Arabs, and how that's why they left the country this disgusting. I thought maybe they forgot to tell him their nature within the brain washing media made ​​them afraid that they might join, and fled. I did not want to ask him why they did not help the poor Arabs, and instead fled the country, that he probably did not know. I tried to talk to him about their island and such general things that I am not related to a sadistic killer, but I could not move him to sit with me and walked away. All this story I felt like someone pushed my head into the water again and could not breathe.
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Ohad's birthday, the great grandson of my uncle, I sat there with a blank and a few cousins ​​and talked. Suddenly I saw a fan sitting on the side alone and so sad on his birthday great actually chatted and ate at the big table in the garden, or even to notice that the party was small for him he was playing great games for them. I saw how they say, it falls between the cracks. So I left the major's desk and went to talk to him. Adults talking to children as if they were adults never had children and they know anything stupid kids who need to agree with everything they are told to. But I still remember how I was a child I had thoughts of myself and how not much like the adults look at me and always on top. It also reminded me how even Ahplcnim look at others from above as if only God gave that to them. So I approached him and said "fan, what are you thinking now?" Fan I have always been Asahabakim Maybe because I talked with him as with a person and not like with a child should explain everything. "It's sad to be big that nobody there for you." He says and I see his mouth starts moving like that down at the edges and a moment he will cry. I hugged him hard not to see him crying on his birthday and then begin to pour him a sticky honey of talk and it will be even more sad. I felt he was so relaxed and let the embrace. "I name you, that does not count?" Another fan was busy arresting the tears trying to break even by force from his eyes and moved so the head up and down movements almost never seen. "It's not that you suddenly have to do everything alone" I tried to remember better than how I felt I was his age. Be sure that everything will be easier when you get it with age. I knew he was very concerned how he will read the Haftarah that way before anyone else next year he'll be a bar - a mitzvah. Fan was a bit shy and afraid to speak if he had an audience of more than three people who listened to him. It also does not matter too much listening to him at all. Another fan was silent but I've seen by now easier for him to stop the tears so I changed the subject. "Anything new with Aussie?" Aussie it's affectionate abbreviation Osnat was a girl who loved him and constantly tried to connect him to have a pair, but the fan was not into girls and constantly ran away from her. Girls at that age much older structures and often connects with older boys, but a fan was truly a beautiful child a good student and she was like that even a good student but not acceptable in the classroom, with its specs and how it was so high the most. This speech brought my Aussie and his lips began to round up and it's a little like starting a smile. "Leave me with this nagging Aussie." But I knew he still think she was fine even though she does not count among the girls and no one in her company. She also was a member of the girls from the group of less common, and certainly she would only laugh at the usual walk around 'Queen of the class. But the fan still did not want everyone to laugh at him if he logs on Aussie fear he will be considered further Jorma now. I know that the relations in the classroom are what is so complicated and undemocratic hierarchy and even a bit nasty. Actually a lot more preaching. Be acceptable especially popular this class harder Mloctein studies. Studies do not count at all and maybe even some that you were good in studies were considered more a nerd. Were actually accepted as good in school because they had no head for it. To be acceptable, first of all you should have rich parents can show off in a big house and all sorts of gadgets you bought down to Israel for vacation travel. Basically you need to master Plcnim to be acceptable in the classroom. Well, I thought, like that little children are Plcnim large, and it made me almost sad heart that I now had to cry as a fan first. I was glad that I'm not a little boy in the class as a fan. Children this age have a life what it is hard. So I told him my summary, the best thing about being big, is that you can Twitter all the accepted hierarchy of class. Then he got up from the grass and started to play some dedication to this great ball lying there.

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The game ball with a fan reminded me Sahplcnim crazy sport. This sports tavern that makes cubes in the stomach. Most turn them if they have the best guy in the stomach cubes lights if they are so thin you can see the bones of the pelvis. If something gets stuck at the top Lflcnim and ' in ', so they will do anything to get him talking only about it. Are those extremists who do not want to hear things come to reason. It until it becomes to ' out ', what happens sometimes rather quickly, then they gossip behind your back for those who have done it. This thing with the sport and part of being thin, it actually lasted a long time. Maybe because Shmpmpmym their heads all these doctors who want to sell them drugs the big pharmaceutical companies guru - s group life they collect to knock them silly head and take money from them. Must now travel to this religious Kabbalists' in 'Yossi driving with his friend this religious norm Netivot wanted to go again. That this standard is considered the guru of all tycoons and gives them advice how to make more money. He wanted to take the blank may be accepted which is a blessing whistle you want to marry him, but empty is not paying the standard. I told you she was smart. So for this trip he took me instead. I also do not hold the usual but it interested me section of Plcnim who think they are what is enlightened and yet going to a fight with his old life that was sitting just finished studying, and get him advice on how to make money. We arrived only late afternoon and I was starving to death. There was a restaurant fart so we ate at the restaurant was just what it is delicious but maybe it's just because I was hungry. I saw the big line of people thought that maybe all this trip for nothing, but Yossi urge all elderly women stood in line and came to the beginning. I was ashamed but he took my hand so hard and told me not to do things that is not going to stand in line along with all the mobs. "They have all the time because they do not work as I work his ass off, and they only receive social security the money they rob me. They should give me the respect and move that all the money they get for free from the state's money I work hard to earn it. "I thought he was exaggerating with the" work hard, because I see it all the time just entertainment, but with all the people around did not want to argue him. A young ruffian with wigs behind the ears so that will loosen and free to be disturbed at work, took us into the great common. Rabbi was a small, long wigs raisin with white dome that covered the entire head, not that little as I'm there if I need to be a funeral or something. His eyes were large and high forehead hair under people think the symbol of wisdom even though I know many smart with the stupid low brow with high brow. He sat behind a small table with a huge book and read lips silently mumbling his body swaying back and forth like a bolt during a storm. So Joseph begins with "Peace Rabbi 'like I never heard him not so polite. Shriveled up his big eyes, stroked his black beard with his right hand into left hand page. "Peace be with you long Yossi." Returned back. It turns out they know. "Who sir?" He asked. "Hello, Do not mind me I just came with Yossi." I answered politely, though I began to laugh in stopping power not to offend. Yossi asked him about the stock market and what better way to buy a multi standard general things can be said to understand them in many forms. But Joseph was enthusiastic. We were already on the way back and said some good advice received from the rabbi. I thought these tips every child can give him, especially if Joseph will give him a donation to the needy, the rabbi gave serious as usual.
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Most kills me is how to spread panic and Ahplcnim what it believes. If you like someone says it could be different then attacking him as if he at least had cursed God. Media talk only about the panic on duty and bring movies and experts here until further notice. Anyone who has some common sense and try to say you can also see it differently is stupid they should shut him up. I still remember the panic science such as that of two thousand who thought that this bug is also end of the world finally learned nothing. Or black hole will panic because the new accelerator in Switzerland and swallow the Earth. Did not help anyone who understands physics and said it was nonsense. People demanded to stop the dangerous experiments. At the end of all experiments did and nothing happened except that they understood better how to operate the laws of physics. Panic of diseases such as AIDS, mad cow, chicken flu and swine flu did not turn out that it is not pleasant but also not a global catastrophe .. Most I like the panic of the end of the world because it really shows how Ahplcnim screwed in the head. Every time they find ancient writings of the Egyptians or of Nostradamus, or the Mayans, or the Muslims and I do not know what else, new dates of the end of the world are waiting in fear until the dates are. Sometimes they are so rattle them they were going to build atomic shelters to survive the end of the world. They do not think it's no fun to live in a shelter atoms when all humanity together eliminated with the world. Times of panic among those big knocks everyone's head, has quirks smaller but distributed the same way. Madness of singers that make idols. Madness of dieting to be thin and actually holds a lot of time craze of brands that will be bankrupt in Ahplcnim such. I think these madness came to replace the old madness of the religious of all religions. These old madness not disappeared. So I was not surprised she reached a new panic of global warming. This panic section I where the climate of panic. Climate panic enters the Earth once the ice and soon after a period of several years is really the opposite panic and not be heating up water or too much water and those. How these forecasters believe people do not even know tell us what the weather will be in a few days, then these will tell us what the weather in a hundred years? The trouble with these madness every time we blow up the head with them, it's that crazy catches, so it spreads very quickly throughout the world by the media deserve each even if it is in Zimbabwe. I'm not against good communication between people, or I do not for get news straight from the source, but I was happy if people filter, such as put in the tap water to filter out the dirt that comes pipes.


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Many Plcnim are not what people think about them. Like this bird, once called it stealing other people's feathers, that's why they say 'others' feathers boasts. So there Plcnim displaying the work of others as if they did it themselves. I know this because I wrote myself a lot of things for Plcnim ask me. Do not look at me like that, because I can write in the books, not as I speak. There was much care they say they wrote it, because it earned money Amaplcnim busy not to care to get beaten, but it was important to honor them to think they wrote beautiful. People were laughing and what it is if they know that some child of 16 and a half wrote journalists Ahplcnim and they say as if it were written. I know that many so to speak, artists, talent is not their forte. As my father once told how he corrected steel factory machine that can keep track of drawing you put there, and cut metal like a painting. After he repaired it told him how famous statue fart, there was a painting he found out a statuette as if he worked hard to do it. Now painters and sculptors do not have to even make an effort and certainly not need talent to paint on canvas modern nonsense, and say so that's something something. Maybe the talent it needs to rap lyrics that seemed opinion that art at least as of Leonardo da Vinci, but most have connections with Ahplcnim who gave them to write 'artistic control' write some artistic and spiritual and all this other crap. So this is how I earn for writing Lkshkesnim shut up I wrote this. If I were among that number so no one would believe it. That's how I knew a lot Plcnim I really hate. But the money they gave me I could invite Ruth and those performances. Not Shlroti no money, her old pushing her that her purse will be full, but she spends it only on the rag and ointments and those, including She thinks anyone who invites her to pay. That even the most feminist girl forget about equal rights. But I do not mind that as long as she goes with me. Studies and I'm not exactly a star. Always instead of thinking about how to solve exercises, I think of Ruth. What a lot more pleasant. Only connections that need to prepare and can be spread on top like I am strong. I do not understand why others are so hard to throw something on paper that read like the whole school like they do in my connections, but maybe it's because I read like crazy every book that falls in my hand and other children did not see how the book inside. There was even talk leave me a grade. But the Ministry of Education lucky retarded thought everyone should move, what then will the success of more students passing the school of what passed during the previous Education Minister. It's like a competition between them. So that took me too and next year I will matriculation examinations. But we have freedom, I hope to be with Ruth this freedom as much as possible, out of time she goes with her ​​parents down to Israel. It's madness at her parents Plcnim bit Plcnim themselves. Plcnim go down to Israel so they have to tell others how they were there and how they saw things that others can not go and see. So while service has been out to Israel with her ​​old got bored so this is what got me into trouble.
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When I get bored so I feel like annoy someone. And while service has been out to Israel with her elderly parents and the library was closed because of the holiday, just got bored. Joseph came to empty my sister 'pub to knock some Dringeas, and waited for her as usual that is not finished dressing, I really do not understand this part of the girls who always have to dress up again in the daytime because they have a different costume anywhere, but as I say whistle of clothes. So while he waited, and I stayed as a courtesy to talk to him, I told him what I thought about Plcnim like him, and I do not think they know better. Joseph took it hard and promised to get back at me, perhaps because he already felt safe with whistle not empty despite what it really is. Maybe the opposite. Maybe he realized he lost with empty then he should not pander to the "snotty kid, like me. I do not know where he found that expression because I think that he ever saw the inside book. He started swearing at me, then blood rushed to my head I fell on him savagely knocking him even though he was perhaps double my weight. But he was bigger and stronger than me. So he got a snack in my face and broke my nose. Blood poured from me in the streams as Banias Falls after the rainy season. Apparently Tim took out all his frustration ratio is getting scouring me, and continued to hit me even slept on the floor howling with pain. The end was whistled threw him out and took me to hospital. After that no one Amaplcnim also seemed my friends were not speaking to me. Outside Ehud I recently suspected that he did not really fart, and if he is a little fart fart so fake, it's fart on the outside and Ben - a man inside. Although no longer fart asked me to write to him and I had divorced the soul. Kosher seen it all, she once again stopped talking to me, that the Department of fart was still important to her than some 'snotty kid, lying in a hospital that tried to beat up someone bigger fool twice. That's how depressed I was involved with a little relieved that I no longer have to hear Amaplcnim and go to parties and their screwed only hear this music the drums are torn ears, and can speak like humans. Just on clothes and travel and gossip of who goes with who and those. Since I was sucked into the rotten world of Ahplcnim, I thought I fart is everywhere I went to him. It's Bias me. I always wanted to go to people who were infected died of fart but did not find any, maybe there were any in the periphery, but I think a bubble of Tel - Aviv All were in favor Ahplcnim. I felt like I was sinking into the quicksands of those I once saw on television. If you are trying to move these patients out you just sink faster. I had a feeling as if I was looking for a branch can hold on to in order not to sink, but no industry was not strong enough. There were several 'branches' of tradition and those of such other might use them to get out, but they were a bit far from me. I hoped someone to come give me a hand at the last minute like in the movies and get me. And now I was outside. What is not good over that in the end it brought me where I am now. But that's another story. Meanwhile I was so out of Ahplcnim CPC looked at them as if I'm a scientist looking at the mice in the laboratory. I would never fart and forget to look at him, but the trouble was between mice deep in the swamp of fart, were also empty my good big sister, Ehud was my best friend, and of course Ruth sinking fast in the stinking swamp of fart. I thought how to save them but it's hard to save someone who does not want. So I sat and wrote articles published on the Internet, because no newspaper did not write anything against Ahplcnim of friends who are also journalists from the same clique. I made a noise like that maybe people will leave the company of a fart. But all it did was get me into trouble. Fart looks shiny and glowing. Inside everything looks cool, good life, but also scary at times. My only connection was fart bubble Ehud Salome wife of course, is empty now it's no longer with Yossi is less enthusiastic Amaplcnim. Often she was excited too. We went to a restaurant, empty and I along with Ehud Salome. They celebrated an anniversary and I had a pleasant surprise that they also invited Ruthie, because they "wanted to be just good friends." It's us. I brought them a present of course, greeted them a happy life, and crap they say these celebrations usually on a glass of wine. But after it's all over, Ehud raised his wine glass and said their true celebration is, but he wants to give me a gift, because I'm such a good friend of his, if not me he was already going crazy, cuckoo nest, that of television. "Is not this work We pay the bills at the grocery store not too bad, but being with these fake people all the time, and say all the things waiting for you to say even if you think just the opposite, it was making me crazy, if you were talking to me with your common sense and you are not afraid say what you think. "So we raised the glasses again and I think I was a bit red with compliments. Ehud said his gift is a personal column in the newspaper that he had contacts there, which I'll write what I think. and Ruth get a job as a researcher my personal column if she wants. I was happy so that's how she might come back to talk to me. really Ruth also so glad I stuck smack, which made me almost a heart attack. so that not only I went too stinking swamp Ruth empty. I just wish that Ehud had to stay because salary.
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So this chapter of my as a journalist, actually I was still a student at the school, started well but went not so good, that most engaging newspaper did not have time, and in fact even I had no desire to come to school. More experienced teachers it for a while, but I felt they were what it were offended. After several letters to parents summonses teacher and later principal of the school they told parents they have no choice but to throw me out of school. I tried to reassure my parents that it is not so bad and brought examples of famous people who succeeded in spite of who discontinued their studies. But only after I made ​​them an agreement that I will do an external matriculation exams are relaxed. And I sat on my ass for two weeks and did all the exams actually cum. My father told my mother that it proves what I've always said, you all learn in school and what can be done in the past two school make it mostly a waste of time with all the Freemen and preparations for the final performances and those of the parties, leading to another terrible row between them I do not know what the end that I ran faster, but probably reconciled as always. Until now the army so I had time newspaper and I had a great feeling. My first newspaper article was about the school because it was the thing that I knew him because I really face till now. It is also the best thing that upset me, because really I was thinking a little like my dad it was a waste of time. Only now I was a serious journalist, I wanted to check what it is. Ruth did with little research to examine why spend so much time and especially to what students learn what it hates, if they would say something nasty to swallow instead of going to school they would do this. Actually sometimes they really do it. I thought how it is that children have so much time banging my head to drink in bars like this. We had all students as much freedom we have learned hardly at all, not too much we have learned in college. I think the teachers went to work teaching mainly because of Freemen gave them time to be home and take care of their own children. All companies of the teachers of my parents always say that the problem is to give teachers paid less too. Sometimes I'd listen to them surprised they say it, because basically that they say will give more salary if the school will be all right then, they admit now that school is wrong, that such salary is just not good teachers that are themselves, perhaps a larger salary will be good teachers more. Maybe they admit if they gave them better salaries so they do not belittle their work as they do now because of the low salary. This and that they do not go well. What I think is that if teachers would say give them a double salary of a senior engineer at the factory, but engineers also work as employees, 40 hours a week maximum freedom month a year, no one would agree. I wrote an article like this what annoyed the teachers, but also the Ahplcnim write papers as if for the teachers. There were many comments in letters to teachers and also the articles slandering "the boy reporter who does not understand his life important issue like education. 'Why what? They understand better than me what's going on in school that they have forgotten that it ever? But it made ​​me think not to be annoying to write such articles because it only reinforces the views of people and brings them to think otherwise, then after you restore everything in my head I was really against him in fart, I realized that it's actually funny. So I laughed at them instead of getting angry. At first they are not so understood and I had success. My articles copied their newspapers under the heading feuilleton. Suddenly they perceived that I was kidding. Nobody likes to laugh at him, thinks Ahplcnim Committee at least two ranks superior to all others, took it and fought hard to shut me up. 'Free speech' becomes 'incitement' If express something against them. Articles were called to stop the "wild incitement of a little surreal right fascist. Suddenly, words can lead to actions, of course, only words they say against them and the words they throw at others. 'Fart' is the word incitement against them, probably, a fascist right-wing fantasy, objective way to criticize soft. Suddenly I was right attacking the left. I did not know teachers are 'left' at all what it is 'left' nowadays? What to do with education or cultural behavior, the occupied territories? They wrote that there is nothing to compare my articles that incite their review articles. Including 'not to think of someone from the left that uses violence, while they remember well the fascist black shirts with the Spanish Civil War. Yes now I am also a violent fascist Spanish Civil War. I opened the closet and did not find any black shirt inside. It is interesting that the left did not use violence in the civil war and I wondered why they call it 'war' if only one side is fighting and killing the innocent civilians of the other side. Actually I do remember quite a few cases left use violence remember Stalin?, But why be petty and destroy them with the theory? By now many people demanded more and more of the things I wrote that the deep heart of much thought as me. The newspaper's circulation increased, but costs rose because of harassment of media tycoons Ahplcnim with trumpets. The paper copy must have replaced the periphery and print the sheets old printing house in Safed. Soon the Knesset bills rose by MKs fold Ahplcnim, backed MKs threatened, that the newspaper where I wrote out outside the law and I personally will not publish articles. Suddenly we have become a 'danger to democracy, laws are a must for democracy defensive. In this environment Ehud could not see me openly and connection between us was almost to his wife Salome mediated underground. The biggest disappointment of my inheritance, as Ruth revealing interview, I was the girlfriend of a fascist, cut off relations. For a week I have not eaten or slept properly, let alone write, when my head a jumble of feelings of anger and depression. This was the background of my meeting with Salome little cafe overlooking the lake. Salome brought me an offer of Ehud interview me on TV the main channel. "Ehud risk of losing his job." I resisted playing a fork with bread crumbs on the plate. Salome smiled, "I notice you speak in a different way from that time you were 'swamp Ahplcnim' as you liked to call her." I did not understand why she smiles so nonchalant manner. "Yes I speak Hebrew language standard and the mass spoken in the Tel Aviv bubble." I replied down people still wonder why she is not worried about losing the main source of livelihood.
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When I was ready for an interview with Ehud, after Ypres me as if viewers can not see me as I really, I sat with Ehud talked quietly waiting. Ehud told me how at school he was a good student and how he suffered it. Called the 'geek' and never invited him to parties with the company, as if it was a shame to be a good student. We also grade students acted as if those smart is not cool that plagued the good students. I thought it was because of jealousy that all students who have a desire to learn, but I realized later that this is actually a culture Ahplcnim, only what matters to them is money and how to have fun with him. The children, already they are small they behave like this as they see in big. Now I thought maybe I was lucky that the studies were not in my head and so did the other children did not suffer like Ehud was a child, but I understood him that actually I was not so popular and I went to too many parties, only if Ruth was going so I tried to be there. Not that it helped me that the parties had accepted that groups of others who spoke with the air like them. It reminded me of what I once read a history book, which were nobles who did not speak with the farmers because they were a different class, so class was Ruthie classes were upper class because she was so beautiful and maybe more because her father was rich. Then he called us that we have only a minute into the studio and start talking Ehud told me to pour everything I have on Ahplcnim but to use language as good as he knows I know. So I asked him if not fired him for the interview and he said he had enough of all go to hell. The first curse and heard him cursing. So the interview I told them how Ahplcnim journalists were standing with me as I pay them to write the articles fart that they did not know sentence out right.
End of the story was when I left the interview. Two thugs in a white coat came up to me and brought me here.